Why is satellite internet so slow?

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Question by CD: Why is satellite internet so slow?
I have wild blue satellite internet and I am paying almost a month for there fastest "pro package" and it is still very slow. Why?

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Answer by fittytuckingnuns
Every once in a while the government has to take over one of the satellites in order to watch what every person in America does, says, watches, eats, etc. Some satellites are used very infrequently, but you must have gotten one of the main ones that they like to use. Try to see if you can get your internet provider to get you linked up to a different satellite.

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